If Bands Were Teachers
Pierce The Veil: The Spanish teacher who calls everyone "Darling."
My Chemical Romance: The Drama teacher who loves to wear black and reads comic books
Rise Against: The wild History teacher who talks about wars a lot
Sleeping With Sirens: The hot Teacher girls hit on.
Green Day: The fucking principal
Blood On The Dance Floor: The teacher fired for having sexual relations with students.
Family Force 5: the guy that replaced Blood On The Dance Floor
All Time Low: The Gym Teacher that makes everyone play dodge ball every day
Panic! At The Disco: the teacher that's been around for a while
Paramore: the hot nurse
Fall Out Boy: The teacher stuck teaching Sex ED.
Of Mice and Men: the guidance counselor
blink-182: the cool substitute teachers who starts food fights at lunch
See I’m not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there’s fat people that were born to be fat, and there’s fat people that were once thin but became fat… so when you look at ‘em you can sorta see that thin person inside. You see, you’re gonna get married, you’re gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh…
